Bye Felicia

by felicia | toddregoulinsky.com

I won’t be shedding any tears watching 2020 walk into the sunset at midnight tonight. Although, let’s be honest – there’s no way this year is going quietly. I fully expect Times Square to be overrun by ogres from another dimension while murder hornets sweep across the Midwest and an earthquake unexpectedly swallows up the eastern side of California, leaving everyone on the coast very confused to wake up on an island. Which will then be taken over by aliens.

That all being said, I can’t say only bad things about this past year. Sure, I could try, but what’s the point? Not sure I can improve on that opening paragraph. In fact, I should probably retire right now.

It’s my belief that you can learn something from anybody as long as you look closely enough. Sometimes, it might only be what not to do, but that can also be one of the most important lessons a person can learn. So, that being said, I’ll be thinking about all the things this frozen cat turd of a year has taught me this evening as I watch the clock.

And wait for the murder hornets.

You know they’re coming back for the finale.

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