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author at large

there’s a book of poems out there with my name on it. few have read it fewer have bought it and fewer still knock on my door asking for it. by all accounts, this makes me an author (one of little success, but still) and has changed my outlook on this poetry game. for instance, [...]

Labels

Labels are an ugly thing. I’d say that seeing folks applying and affixing labels to others is a futile attempt to paint humanity in broad strokes, but we’ve shot beyond that now. It seems that the gut instinct of many in America is to grab ahold of a roller or paint sprayer and attempt to [...]

Sly Stallone Is My Soundgarden

All right folks, SAT time. Sylvester Stallone & 1980′s action movies : “Modern” action movies :: hair bands : ____________ ? If you filled “grunge bands” into the blank space… congratulations, you just wrote on your monitor. Go wipe it off. I’ll wait. Seems that Sly has a beef with a certain action flick from [...]

Banner Eighteen Will Have To Wait

Sports is an odd thing in that it conjures from what are normally rationally, sane, and emotionally stable human beings feelings that would, under different circumstances, land one in a padded cell with a neatly starched straitjacket. Take hatred and disappointment. In normal everyday life, I try as hard as possible to not use the [...]

Take me out to the ball game, take me out to crowd…

The irony of residing in Old Orchard Beach, Maine has never been lost on me. It goes deeper than the fact that, as a student at the University of New Hampshire that I regularly pelted Black Bear fans with various digs and insults during Hockey East battles – going so far as to write a [...]

Please don’t confuse fan of Apple with Apple Fanboy

It’s been a little over 5 years since I shunned the PC world and bought my first Apple, a G5 PowerMac. I say “first Apple” because there’s little doubt in my mind that, unless there’s a substantial drop in quality and/or service, I will buy another in the future. Of the computers I have owned [...]

One to start the day

Here I am, once again, keeping watch over midnight and writing to my heart’s content with nothing but the occasional car running by and the cat to keep me company. Looking through the files, here’s one from last year that I like but have to idea what to do with. Enjoy. jumprope and hop this [...]

Required Reading

Something to chew on today from a book I’m re-reading… Suppose you awoke one morning wit the uneasy feeling that the world had, while you slept, somehow slipped a-tilt and rose to find that your dresser drawers were mysteriously open a fraction of an inch and that prescription bottles had tipped over in the medicine [...]

Why I’m taking a weeklong vacation from Facebook.

Let me say this right up front – Facebook is one of the most frustrating things in my life at this point. It sucks up a lot of time, they keep mucking around with things, seem to have little regard for the actual preferences of their users (and instead rely on what they think their [...]

Are The Patriots Staying On 15?

As a football junkie, one of my daily rituals is reading through the Rumor Mill over at ProFootball Talk. It’s a sickness in many ways and has probably caused me as much pain and it has been educational. Of course, breaking even with anything these days is rare, so I suppose there’s not much to [...]

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  • People… Keep On Learnin’…
    When I first started learning about web design, it was all curiosity and zero skill. For some reason, I became fascinated with the ‘net and wanted to know how stuff popped up on the screen. View source, type things into … Continue reading → […]
  • hold my place in line
    awaiting midnight, picking myself apart then spitting it back out for your entertainment awaiting midnight, picking at the bandage sometimes, is it wrong, to hope for an infection? too night, too day, too loose for intermission it’s a neverending parade … Continue reading → […]
  • John Waters
    “I like rap music. But bragging about being rich to poor people is really offensive. I want to hear a gangsta rap song about buying a Cy Twombly painting or dating a museum curator.” […]

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  • Back To Work For Funky Friday!
    People, people, people… are you ready? ‘Cause we’re standing on the verge of gettin’ it on! This Friday, we bring the funky soul you know, love, and crave back to Gingko Blue on Fore Street in Portland. As usual, no cover means that you have no excuses for missing this one. If you haven’t had […]
  • Tribute To Levon Helm
    So you’re looking for something to do on a Saturday night in Portland but are drawing a blank? Once again, we’ve got you covered… you’re welcome. Head on over to Empire Dine & Dance for a tribute to the life and music of Levon Helm. The evening begins with a screening of The Last Waltz […]
  • Boomshack To Brushes With Anthony
    In case y’all haven’t noticed, we’ve got some pretty dang talented folks hanging around in this here humble little funk band. Why, just last week James was entertaining us with his famous flaming poodle juggling trick* and we have it on good authority that John can do Serbian sign language with his feet. Which is […]